Charlie: Milk steak. Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak!Mac: Just put steak.Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak, she’ll know what it is.Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby?Charlie: Uh, magnets.Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets-Mac: Playing with magnets-Charlie: Just magnets. Dennis: I’m gonna put snowboarding. Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?Charlie: Uh, ghouls. Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now? Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!Mac: Don’t write ghouls.Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?Charlie: People’s knees.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05, “The Waitress Is Getting Married”

Charlie: Milk steak.
Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak!
Mac: Just put steak.
Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak, she’ll know what it is.
Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby?
Charlie: Uh, magnets.
Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets-
Mac: Playing with magnets-
Charlie: Just magnets.
Dennis: I’m gonna put snowboarding.
Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.
Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?
Charlie: Uh, ghouls.
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls.
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?
Charlie: People’s knees.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05, “The Waitress Is Getting Married”

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    I seriously think this is my favourite moment in television.
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    MilkSteak = Steak boiled in Honey and Milk. So Gross.
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    This makes me laugh every single time I watch this clip.
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    Alright, what are some of your likes? Charlie: Uh, ghouls. Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now? Charlie:...
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    I’ll have the milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans.
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    if this scene isn’t reason to watch this show i don’t know what is. i cry laughing just thinking about it.
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    cover up your knees if your gonna be walking around everywhere
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    This just made me laugh alone in the library.
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    Yes, I think I will watch this episode right now. Thanks Tumblr.
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    I told my bf about this scene, and it made him laugh so hard he was closing his eyes while driving. True Story Dewd.
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    Charlie’s so cute when he’s talking about the ghouls.
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    I know all I do with Tumblr is reblog quotes from this show but oh man I love it so much
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    God I love this show. This video will probably be removed but skip to 2:21 if you want to watch this scene.
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    Dear Charlie, I also like magnets, milk steak, and ghouls. I happen to also dislike peoples knees. Lets get married.
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    cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere
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    I could not agree more.
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    This was definitely the funniest scene of the season so far; and may be one of my favorite scenes in the whole series....
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    Best scene in the entire episode, and maybe the season thus far.
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    hilarysiegel:johnzanussi:itsalwayssunny:acrossoceans:
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    this is quite possibly one of my favorite clips from always sunny ever, next to dayman of course.
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    Mi nuevo hobby: imanes.
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    OMG this episode made me laugh so hard and...just DIED reading through this scene again.
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    BAHAHA, i love charlie.
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    Charlie: Milk steak. Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak! Mac: Just put steak. Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak,...
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    When i watched this on Thursday i thought Charlie said “People’s needs”
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    even just READING this is making me giggle
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    By far my favorite Charlie scene EVER.
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    People’s knees.
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    One of my favorite scenes from anything ever.
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    i don’t even watch this show and i love mac.
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    (A) Oh, God, I love Charlie so much. (B) DENNIS’S FACE IN THAT SECOND CAP. (C) Ghouls. Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
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    I think I should set up a dating profile with this info. I am a huge fan of magnets so I think it would be fairly...
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    I was DYING of laughter at this part. May have to re-watch, it was that funny.
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    Glen confirmed that Milk Steak is actually steak boiled in milk and honey. I want come.
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    knees up if you’re...be walkin’ around everywhere!”
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