by thief or by saint | Jackie: What is it that you do again? Charlie: I’m...

Jackie: What is it that you do again?
Charlie: I’m a janitor- um, I’m a full-on rapist. Y’know? Um, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
Jackie: I’m sorry. Did you say you’re a full-on rapist?
Charlie: No! Did I say that? No no no no. I help people, you know what I mean? I’m a philan- philan- philan-
Jackie: A philanthropist?
Charlie: Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. It gets blocked up in my mouth, I don’t say it no good. …I’m a janitor at a bar.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05 “The Waitress Is Getting Married”

Tagged: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Posted on October 16, 2009 with 183 notes
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  I love when Charlie doesn’t know how to talk.
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  one of my more fave Sunny dialouges with Charlie XD i swear i thought Charlie was saying “flaun rapist” at some point…...
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  Esta escena me recordó instantáneamente al “Analrapist” de Tobias Fünke en Arrested Development.
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  Anyone know where I can catch old episodes of It’s Always Sunny online? For free, ideally.
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  My favorite scene in any It’s Always Sunny episode EVER. Hahahaha.
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  “There was this guy in the bathroom, he wouldn’t give me his shirt.” ;]
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  Charlie is so amazing.
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  Makes me hungry for some milk steak…
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  FINALLY watched this episode last night. It’s amazing how much they can make the audience sympathize with Charlie when...
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  this is the part when he orders “milk steak and your finest jelly beans”, amirite? charlie is a godddd hahaha
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  favorite. favorite. favorite.
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  About to re-watch this episode. It’s had me laughing hysterically all day. Yes, in public too.
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  I reblog It’s Always Sunny wayyy too much, but this season is just really, really good.
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  I’d also like some raw beans.
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  Milksteak anyone?
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  I laughed an outrageous amount at this…Charlie Day makes me so happy…
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  This has to be my favorite episode from this season!
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