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barilace:

runningred:

barilace:

They are so adorable.

Please tell me this is the musical episode

 It is! I think…at least? Lmao. I think they are singing a song tribute to the suit.

SUIT UP!

falulatonks | replicant

Barney: Thank you all for coming, for those of you who don’t know me… I’m not the biggest believer in marriage. But… you two are so great together, you know? It’s like you were, uh, made for each other.
Robin: He’s gonna cry.
Barney: No, I’m not. I’m not, I’m not, I’m not, I’m not, I’m not! Lily and Marshall… when everyone sees you, they… see true love. It’s the best love… Can we just, um, move on to the rings or something?
Marshall: Oh, no, I don’t have my vows.
Lily: I don’t have mine either.
Ted: You don’t need your vows, just say why you love each other.
Marshall: Okay, I’ll go first. Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh and you take care of me when I’m sick. You’re sweet, caring and you even created an egg dish and named it after me, she puts a little Italian dressing in scrambled eggs before she cooks them, it’s called ‘Eggs Marshall’, and it’s awesome. But the main reason I love you is that you’re my best friend, Lily. You’re the best friend I ever had. I’m sorry, buddy.
Ted: No problem.
Barney: It’s totally okay.
Lily: My turn. Oh, thank you. Marshall, I love you because you’re funny and you make me feel loved and you make me feel safe and for our anniversary you gave me a sweatshirt that says, ‘Lily and Marshall, Rockin’ It Since ‘96’, I kinda wish I was wearing it right now ‘cause it smells like you. But the main reason I love you, Marshall Ericksen, is you make me happy. You make me happy all the time.
Barney: Marshall, do you take Lily to be your wife to have and to hold from this day forward?
Lily: Slow down.
Barney: I can’t. From this day forward so as long as you both shall live?
Marshall: I do.
Barney: Lily, do you promise to take Marshall to be your husband to have and to hold… live?
Lily: I do.
Barney: Okay, then, by the power invested in me by the very bitter old Pakistani man who works down at the courthouse on Lafayette Street, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Travis Frenchwright, backup bartender, tells me, “Oh, I’m so over the whole dating game. I just want to focus on my Star Trek fanfiction.” Six months later: MARRIED.

So there’s hope for me after all?

falulatonks | fujiidom

SWARLES BARKLEY

You’re an idiot.

BARNEY: You sure you wanna do this?
ROBIN: Yeah, I am. Let’s just not tell anyone about this, okay?
BARNEY: Of course.
*silence*
BARNEY: So, should I just put it in?
ROBIN: Yeah, why not.

TIE GRABBING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Robin: Stanley Cup. Game six, eh? The Rangers are aboot to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall: Hey Robin, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can shoot it through the front door.
Robin: Oh! You’re nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log! Timmy Ho!
Lily: No. That’s it, Robin. Gimme the stick!
Robin: I’ll give you summer teeth… Some are here, some are there.
Lily: Robin, just give me the stick!
Robin: No. Take off, hoser!
Lily: Alright, that’s it!
[Robin and Lily begin to fight]
Ted: Alright, alright! Break it up!
Barney: Te-ed, no! You never break up a girl fight! NEVER!! [punches a hole in the wall and storms out]

Marshall: Did he take your maple leaf?
Barney: Did he give you your first ‘O Canada’ face?
Lily: Did he break up with you and tell you he’s just not that inuit?
Ted: Something about fur-trapping?
Barney: Did you ride his zamboni?

ROBIN: An old friend from Canada is in town and I’m meeting him for a drink.
BARNEY: Oooh, somebody you went to Degrassi with?
ROBIN: No, actually, he was my first boyfriend.